Thursday, February 23, 2012

"It's not just a man's world anymore."

Tomboy tells the story of Tommy. Tommy is a tomboy chick that loves fixing cars, driving fast, play sports, and creaming her panties over a stock car driver named Randy Starr. When Tommy meets Randy, they quickly fall in love with each other (awww..). When Randy disses Tommy's ability to race stock cars, Tommy then challenges him to race against her. So, both competitors (that are in love with each other) fix up their stock cars & practice hard for the epic race of the sexes!

For some reason, I didn't like Tomboy when I first watched it many years ago. It took me like a couple of more viewings to really get into it and appreciate it for what it is. It's not so bad really. Sure it is stupid, but hey! This is an 80's Crown International movie! Their 80's movies at least tried to entertain as much as possible. What makes this movie watchable is the lovely Betsy Russell. She's pretty much the only good actress in the movie. Everyone else sucks (seriously). She's also the hottest chick in the movie (of course!). Her hair may look awful, but good gosh, her body is amazing. She's got a cute face too! The music in the movie is catchy, I like it. I really wish there was an official soundtrack available (seriously).

Love stock cars? Love boobs? Love tomboys? Check out Tomboy then. 5/10.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Magical Magico Clips!


The Opening. It's so epic it makes me cry.



Magico saves a girl from being torn to pieces and tells her to stay in school!



Kids get kidnapped by an evil satanic cult, Magico fights off the cult and saves the kids!

Magico: Messenger Of The Gods

In 1990, some odd looking Outer Space evil beings came to Mexico to fuck with people & kill them. Luckily, a group of odd looking Outer Space good doers sent a superhero named Magico, El Enviado De Los Dioses to stop these evil beings from harming innocent Mexican people. Magico is a very powerful superhero! He can fly, he can drive a car, he has heat vision, he can sorta fight, and he gives good advice! Wowza!

In the beginning of Magico, the evil doers arrive on Earth and laugh at people at a dance. When a jealous creep sees his tacky girlfriend dancing with a college professor, he attempts to shoot him! Right when the bullet is about to hit the professor, Magico takes his place. Apparently, Magico needed a human body to warp with in order to roam around on Earth (yeah, I don't get it either). After the confusing warping thing with the professor, Magico keeps on eye on Mexico via a computer & globe. When he sees someone is in trouble, he awkwardly teleports there to save the person in need! First, Magico saves a girl from being cut up by a maniac (an evil space woman in disguise). Then, Magico stops a guy from committing suicide and convinces him to not do it again! Then! He saves a group of kids from being sacrificed to the devil!

 Fuck Superman, Magico is cooler!

Magico is pretty crappy. Crappy and very weird! The movie of course was poorly made. You can actually hear the director directing! When Magico is supposed to appear, you can literally hear the director telling the actors in a particular scene to "freeze" so Magico can magically pop in to fight or help. In certain scenes, you can actually hear people in the background talking. It could be the crew, or it could be people walking around the set. Whoever is talking, they sure are loud! Speaking of talking, for some odd reason, certain parts of the movie were dubbed. What's funny about these dubbed scenes is that we can also hear the original sound of the movie. So basically, we hear the dubbing and the original sound together! As for the special effects.... They're not great, that's for sure. I actually like the special effects though but only because they're fun to look at! The flying scenes = Magic(o)al! The acting... Well.... Uuummm.... No comment.

If you plan on getting yourself a copy of Magico, expect to see a very sloppy, cheap & trashy SOV superhero movie that still manages to keep you entertained in the weirdest ways possible. It is definitely worth every penny and worth watching over and over til you pass out. Get it! Get it now! 7/10.