Sunday, October 7, 2012

That fuckin' puppet.

Sometimes when you go to an antique shop or thrift store, you find something very interesting to take back home. It can either be a piece of clothing, a nice record, a VHS tape of some shitty ass movie, a nice DVD for a ridiculous low price, or you may find a dreadlocked doll that will talk a lot of shit and then screw you over.


In Black Devil Doll From Hell, a heavily religious woman named Helen enters an antique shop and finds a peculiar looking doll (or puppet). The shop keeper tells Helen that this doll will grant one wish (a very epic wish) and will return to the shop afterwards. Helen, curious & all, acquires the doll and takes it back home. At home, Helen begins to explore herself in the shower, it appears her wish is to be sexually pleased. The doll then comes to life, walks around awkwardly (aka a child in the doll's clothing), blows smoke out if its mouth, says 'bitch' a lot, and then fucks Helen hard in her bed. The sex was clearly fucking weird, but it was good enough for Helen since she loved it!

After pleasing Helen, the foul mouthed/sleazy doll returns to the shop. Helen is alone once again and craves sex more than before. Helen then goes out with a couple of guys but none of these two guys please her at all. She liked sex better with the doll. So then (then again!) Helen acquires the doll for a 2nd time and uhhh.. well... Things don't go according to plan. Uh-oh!!


Black Devil Doll From Hell is one hell of a SOV horror movie. Obviously it's complete shit but this shitty movie is actually quite watchable since the plot is decent and the 2 characters of the movie (Helen & the doll) are so fascinating. Then there is that freakin' Casio keyboard score that plays through out the movie! It's soooo tacky sounding but it's soooo catchy at the same time. Unfortunately, I'm not a fan of the opening & ending song though. It is too damn loud and shitty. I just could not get into it (sad face).

If you haven't watched Black Devil Doll From Hell, then I recommend you do sometime. It may not be your kinda movie (depending what you're into), but it is a movie you have to check out at least once. Everyone has seen this movie, so why not you too? Come on, watch it. After you watch it, you can talk shit about it to your friends or you can love it and recommend to friends, family, and strangers on the streets. 6/10.

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