Wednesday, August 15, 2012

What The Fuck?

Fachoso y Mitotero does not make any sense.

In Fachoso y Mitotero, Oscar Fentanes and Luis De Alba live in a big ranch. They spy on the women that work & live at the ranch, Luis De Alba mistakenly goes to a whorehouse instead of school, and Oscar Fentanes of course carries around a Garfield plush doll with him at all times. Then all kinds of other weird stuff happens but I'd rather not talk about it because it's pointless.. Pointless like this review.

I don't even know what this movie is supposed to be about nor do I care to know because I have other things on my mind right now. All I got in my mind right now is Roberto Flaco Guzman cutting ears off, an ugly alien child that time travels, the hot Southern California weather, and I have also fallen for someone.. Someone awesome. Damn, she's awesome. Like damn, she's so awesome that it makes my heart beat fast and my stomach feel fucking weird. Damn. Damn.... Too bad I'm in the friend zone right now. Damn. Damn....

As you can tell, wondering what Fachoso y Mitotero is about is not on my mind at all. It will never be on my mind either because it's pointless.... Pointless like this review. If you feel like you wasted your time reading this, well I'm sorry... So very sorry. Actually, I'm not sorry. Fuck you. Go read another review then or go get a large scoop of vanilla ice cream at your local drug store. Get a waffle cone please. The regular cones are crap.

Don't watch Fachoso y Mitotero. I don't recommend it at all. If you plan on watch it, well I feel very, very sorry for you. Damn. Damn.... 1/10.