Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Bloody Machete Fights & Bottles Of Tequila.

Somewhere in the Mexican countryside, a man named Epifano (Agustin Bernal) finds his wife screwing around with another man. Epifano, holding his mighty machete and all; kills the man and ties up his wife so he can also kill her. After telling Epifano "he has no balls", the wife is instantly killed with the mighty machete! When Epifano's wife said 'he had no balls', she meant it! You see, Epifano literally has no balls because a while back, an enemy cut them off with a machete (of course). Even though Epifano has no balls, he's still got his machete and that sharp weapon alone makes him a man... A powerful man! After killing his wife, Epifano runs off from the little town he lives in and heads out to the big city. Along the way, the brothers of the man Epifano killed search high & low for him. They want to kill him badly and get super fucking drunk at the same time.

When Epifano arrives in the city, he gets into a machete fight with local authorities and gets a helping hand from a drug dealer named Luis. After successfully killing the cops, Epifano and Luis drink dozens of bottles of tequila & become close friends instantly. Then, they get into more bloody machete fights together and drink more bottles of tequila.

Bloody Machete Fights & Bottles Of Tequila... That is what Con El Poder En Las Manos is all about!


Con El Poder En Las Manos (aka "With Power in the Hands")... Man oh man.... What a movie... What a fucking amazing movie! It starts off bloody, gets bloodier, then it ends more bloodier than ever. The bloody violence in the movie is what makes it so damn amazing. Now keep in mind, the only weapons ever used in the movie are sharp machetes and muscular fists. No guns whatsoever! What I find very interesting about Con El Poder En Las Manos is that Agustin Bernal did a lot of work in the movie! He starred in it, he choreographed the action scenes, he wrote it, and he even directed it. Agustin obviously put a lot of effort in the movie and it definitely shows. The man made a unique & great action movie. Bless you Agustin!

I can't think of anything bad to say about Con El Poder En Las Manos because it is just too awesome to bring down in some way. Agustin Bernal made one hell of an amazing movie. A 9/10 it gets. Con El Poder En Las Manos is highly recommended for fans of bloody machetes fights and tequila drinking enthusiasts!

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