Tuesday, July 19, 2011

The Ultimate College Slasher Flick.

It's Rush Week at Tambers College, so you know what that means! Parties! Bike Races! Stupid Pranks! Fat guys wearing Hawaiian Shirts! Sex with a corpse! Taking pictures with a corpse! And a psycho killing off dirty coeds with an axe!

So there's this student reporter named "Toni" who's supposed to be writing about Rush Week, she's not really interested in it because it's fucking stupid, but luckily, she found something very interesting to write about. Turns out a (busty) coed has been missing for 2 days, her roommate is upset, the Dean doesn't give a shit. Toni suspects something very odd is going on with this missing coed, so she decides to investigate on what happened to this (busty) coed. Well, turns out this coed was modeling for a creep obsessed with necrophilia, he'd have her dress slutty and pose with an actual corpse. From there Toni tries to find out who the photographer is and at the same time, a man wearing a goulish old man mask and a black robe is killing off dirty coeds because according to his IM message to Toni (I guess it's an IM message, I don't know), "Death Purifies".


Rush Week is a really, really, really fun movie! Seriously! This movie is basically a college sex comedy/slasher, and if you know me (which I'm sure you do since you read this ridiculous blog!), then you know that I love slashers and sex comedies. The sex comedy stuff is great, there's lots of boobs, stupid sexual lines, a fat guy wearing a Hawaiian shirt (!!!), and there's a ridiculous prank involving a prostitute having sex with a corpse (really). As for the slasher stuff, there's blood and gore, nice chase scenes, lights out scenes, and the killer's costume is awesome. It's just a robe and a ghoulish old man mask. That's awesome in my book!

This is the ultimate college slasher flick, it's a shame this movie doesn't have a big cult status because this movie deserves to have one. Readers, please check this fucking movie out. Thanks. 8/10.

5 comments:

Ty said...

This looks awesome! Looks like it has all the ingredients of a fun slasher flick. Will try to hunt down a copy.

J. Astro said...

Agreeeeeeed - this seems like a winner, I'll need to keep an eye out for it...

raculfright_13 said...

It is fucking awesome. Check it out, guys!

Morgan said...

I really have to see this! Hopefully I'll find a copy very soon.

el tecolote vengador said...

Nice review It seems this is a must see movie.