Thursday, June 9, 2011

I just wanna watch "Blood Massacre" with you.

After robbing a video store, Insane Vietnam vet "Charlie Rizzo" (George Stover) and his pals decide to steal some food and supplies from a house in a wooded area. When they enter the house, they fuck with the family living in the house and hurry to leave there, but of course... They find out something about the family living in that house... It turns out the family are cannibals waiting to kill and eat Rizzo & Pals! And so, Rizzo & Pals decide to kill the cannibal family. Let the Blood Massacre begin!

The other night, I had this awesome dream where I was watching Blood Massacre with a girl I really like. When I woke up, I thought: "Wtf? Why did I dream I was watching Blood Massacre with ********???!" Then I realized something... Something cool.... Blood Massacre is the perfect date movie. Why is it the perfect date movie? Well, it's bloody, funny, stupid, weird, cheesy, ugly, creepy, and sexy. Girls love bloody, funny, stupid, weird, cheesy, ugly, creepy, and sexy movies, right? RIGHT!

Guys, watch Blood Massacre with your girlfriend. They'll love it. 7/10.

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