Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Hello Mary Lou: You Suck.

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II is about Mary Lou Maloney, a slutty girl that has high hopes of becoming Hamilton High's Prom Queen of 1957, but instead, she's accidentally burned to death by her 40 year old looking boyfriend. 30 years later, a girl named "Vicky" gets possessed by Mary Lou after opening a trunk filled with old prom accessories of '57. Mary Lou has possessed Vicky in order to become Prom Queen properly, nothing and no one will get in her away of becoming Prom queen.

So, to Hamilton High school students and faculty:
  • Beware of Mary Lou! 
  • Don't deny her lesbian kisses! 
  • Do not try using a holy cross to kill her! 
  • Don't tell her there is good, because there really isn't! 
  • And Do Not try changing the Prom Queen winner, because Mary Lou will hack into your computer and fuck you up. 


Seriously, don't try it.


I hate Prom Night II, it's seriously the worst horror movie I have ever seen. Now don't get me wrong, I've seen plenty of other horrible horrors but this one is still #1 for me. It tries too hard to be funny, it tries too hard to be splattery (if that's even a real word to use), and especially tries too hard to be like The Exorcist and Carrie. The characters in ths crap sequel are annoying, none of them were likable at all, well maybe Vicky was sorta likable but that's only because she's fully nude in the famous "Girls Locker Room Death" scene. As for Mary Lou, she's lame, not attractive or scary, just annoying and plain looking.

This movie is shit, I hate that I still have the vhs tape, I'll probably break it soon. I don't know. Whatever.

Fuck you Mary Lou. Fuck You. 1/10.

2 comments:

Scumbalina said...

Oh wow, I can't believe I missed this review and I was looking forward to it so much! I'm pretty much on the OPPOSITE end of the spectrum on this. I think it's a comedic masterpiece. It's also hugely responsible for me getting into horror since it's one of the earliest cheesy ones I became obsessed with when I was in grade school. I need to either dig out my vhs copy or invest in the dvd. Maybe I could write a rival review and link you up? You gotta admit, removing yourself from your opinion, those screen shots look super cool :-D I love all the retarded imagery in this movie.

raculfright_13 said...

More like a masterpiece of shit ;] (get it, get it??!? hehe)

A rival review sounds good, go for it!