Saturday, January 22, 2011

Kill a Hooker, Move to New York, Become Bad.

Poor country boy Richard, he just killed a hooker because he was afraid the hooker will tell mommy he didn't have money to fuck her, so Richard right away hides the dead hooker's body and runs off to New York City! He starts a new life there but quickly (very quickly) becomes a sleazy psycho that kills innocent and weird hookers. Of course, the movie barely shows any murders happening, the movie mainly focuses on Richard's new life, and remember that first hooker he killed? Well, a cop that was very fond of her searches for her because he finds it strange that she left her home quickly and the last person he saw coming in the house was none other than Richard!

BloodRage is an okay movie but it goes by way too fast, one minute Richard is still feeling bad for what he's done and then next thing you know, he's talking shit about his new life and fucking a married chick. Yeah... He moved on right away.... What I didn't like at all was the man staring at Richard's window while he's staring at a hooker's window. Who the fuck was that man!? Why was he looking at Richard so much? It doesn't make sense!

The things I did like about BloodRage was how sleazy it was, it is mean toned, dirty, ugly, and rotten. It also has a lot of naked chicks.

If you want something sleazy, then watch it. Don't expect it to be a slasher though because I know the cover and the plot make it sound like it's a slasher. 5/10.

2 comments:

Darsh said...

They actually played this down at the Drafthouse last week, but I just couldn't bring myself to go watch it. Got tickets for CRITTERS 2 next week though! Boo-yah!!!!!!!!

raculfright_13 said...

ahh, what a same you couldn't go see it. This is one of the movies that needs to be seen with an audience so everyone can laugh and make jokes about it :) Glad you're getting to see Critters 2 tough!