Monday, August 31, 2009

There's no Women in "Chain Gang Women".

The title is very misleading but I was lucky enough to see the trailer long ago and noticed it wasn't even about women in a chain gang. It's about these two convicts that escape a labor farm after beating a guard with a pick axe (I don't remember who hit the guard) and they all run off but some don't survive. The two main characters are pure white trash, the tough guy is a sex crazed murderer and the average guy is a drug dealer that didn't want to escape but he had no choice since he's chained to the tough guy. I like the little hillbilly music that's the theme song and I'm always singing it now! and the setting is beautiful in a trashy way.

They finally get out of the chain thanks to a saw, the tough guy rapes the average guy's girlfriend, they try to run off to Atlanta but fail due to cops being all over the place and they go to a farm and mess with an old man and his wife (whom is 17). This really a fun little exploitation that really needs more attention, I want you all to find a copy of CHAIN GANG WOMEN! 7/10.


Thursday, August 13, 2009

Please "Don't Answer the Phone!" or else.

I watched this today and it was a blast man, I cried, I laughed and I wanted to strangle women.

The movie is about a creepy photographer that goes around LA and strangles women for religious reasons, he sorta look like Divine (LOL really!) but he was really mean, perverted and really disturbing (oh wait, that is Divine). Two detectives try their best to capture the strangler, so they go around and look for clue and shit. This movie could of been real sleazy like "Maniac" but it had weird little comedic moments that weren't bad but it really ruined the sleazy mood, the setting was really cool since it was the early 80's in Los Angeles so I really digged that.

I enjoyed this little movie a lot, I hope you find an uncut version of it because the cut version is everywhere and it's not worth it since it's a rough tv cut with all the good things cut out. 6/10.